I Wish Joe Biden Would . . .
Give Me a Call
I wish Joe Biden would tell his convicted felon opponent that the debates are off, and the reason is, it is beneath the office of President of the United States to share an event with a convicted felon.
Or . . .
I wish Joe Biden would tell his convicted felon opponent that, while the felon’s convictions are under appeal, that he (Biden) would, indeed, agree to a debate. But only if his convicted felon opponent, and loser of the previous election, calls a news conference to announce his acceptance of the 2020 election results and admits his Big Lie. Otherwise, the convicted felon opponent can go screw himself.
I wish Joe Biden would start a regular feature of interaction with the press, or on social media, called “The Convicted Felon’s Lie of the Day”, or some such thing. I see this as something in addition to the campaign’s rapid response team, which hits back immediately on the Lying Liar’s lie or gaffe du jour. This could be a regularly scheduled event, highlighting a random lie every day and just hammer the living shit out his Sunkist-colored, convicted felon opponent. Some could be done with all appropriate seriousness. Some could be done with a bit of humor.
For example, I would love it if, at a press conference, President Biden mentioned that he is 6’ tall and weighs 180 pounds. Then one of his assistants could come out with a tape measure and bathroom scale to prove it. He could then challenge his convicted felon opponent to do the same.
Remember when Don Felonious was booked in Georgia for trying to thwart the will of the voters in that great state, and he self-reported his height and weight to be 6’3” and 215 pounds? That was an obviously obvious lie. My guess is, he is closer to 280 than 215.
By the way, this has nothing to do with fat-shaming. Who cares if he weighs 280? This is lie-shaming. Lying liars deserve to be shamed for being lying liars. If 215 is actually a true number, it would be quite easy to provide the proof. But, lying liars are not into proving their lies to be lies.
Perhaps this sounds like a juvenile stunt lacking the dignity befitting the office of the President. And, maybe there is a bit of truth to that. However, I find it is tremendously satisfying whenever the President goes on the offensive. Especially, when there is an element of humor about it. There is a treasure trove of material, Mr President. Don’t be afraid to use it.
I wish Joe Biden would start a regular feature of interaction with the press, or on social media, called “It’s a Fact and Here’s the Proof”. This could be a wide-ranging feature that could include positive stories about his accomplishments while in office. As in, “Hey, folks, the stock market reached a record high today!” Or “The FBI crime stats are showing crime is way down during my administration.”
Plus, this can be a general way to explain what he is for. I believe it is important for Joe Biden to give the voters reasons to vote for him. Everyone knows his convicted felon opponent is a lying piece of shit, and it is important to bash him at every opportunity. However, it is not enough to simply say how awful his convicted felon opponent is, to the exclusion of providing positive messaging on his plans for America’s future.
I wish Joe Biden would do a few town hall events in the reddest of the red states. I envision the President addressing small gatherings of voters, saying, in effect, “Here I am, what do you want to know?” He could then explain how his policies are geared toward helping average Americans, and how the richest Americans need to pay their fair share, and how he is there to listen and learn. You know, stuff like that.
Certainly, this could be a risky strategy. Let’s face it, Joe Biden is old, and it would be foolish not to consider his possible limitations. It may be rough going and the cultists will be out to get him. But, if he wants to win the Presidency again, he has to prove he’s up to the job. It’s unfortunate, but that’s how it is.
It is fair to ask why the President should spend money in states he cannot possibly win. If he could come across as open, strong, and fearless in those red state events, I think it would play very well in battleground states with Independents, and disaffected Republicans, like the Haley voters. And these are precisely the people who will decide the upcoming election.
Plus, if the Democrats ever hope to break the stranglehold the Regressives have on state and local governments, the national candidates need to help the locals. Writing off local races in red states as lost causes, ensures that they will remain lost causes.
I wish Joe Biden would remind Americans who was President during the worst of Covid. Who was President when our society was locked down? Who said it would be over by Easter 2020? Who killed The Global Health Security and Biodefense unit — a team which was established in 2015 by Barack Obama’s administration, and was specifically assembled to be responsible for pandemic preparedness? Who speculated about injecting bleach into people with Covid? Who was President when there were shortages in our grocery stores? Who cast doubt on the scientists who were working to save Americans? Whose unemployment numbers during that awful time, invited comparisons to Herbert Hoover? Whose poor, pathetic leadership during a catastrophic global pandemic brought America to its knees? We all know who it wasn’t - it wasn’t Joe Biden.
And, to show fairmindedness, Biden could give his convicted felon opponent props for fast-tracking the Covid vaccine. But, there is much, much more for which Biden’s predecessor has to answer. Do not forget how awful 2020 was. And, voters should not let the bastard off the Covid hook.
I wish Joe Biden would ask why his convicted felon opponent never testifies on his own behalf at his court trials. If Stormy Daniels and Michael Cohen and E Jean Carroll are such liars, why not man up and refute them on the witness stand? Under oath. Like someone with nothing to hide would do. What Don Felonious did instead, when court adjourned for the day, he ran to the press in the hallway outside the courtroom, and whined and complained and rambled incoherently, like a big orange baby. It was pathetic.
He always talks courageously before the trials begin. He says he can’t wait to take the stand, like any big, brave boy would. But, when the time comes, he chickens out. What a loser.
I don’t know, perhaps I’m being too hard on Don Felonious. Maybe he’s not a coward. Maybe some physical ailment kept him from testifying. Maybe those deadly bone spurs flared up again. Yeah. That must be it.
I wish Joe Biden would, when asked about the criminal proceedings in New York, say something like, “Well, I do not want to comment on any ongoing criminal cases currently on appeal. However, voters should know there is only one candidate in this election who has committed adultery with a porn star while his third wife was home with his newborn son. And then, criminally falsified a bunch of business records to cover up a payment to the porn star to keep her quiet. And there is only one candidate for President who is a convicted felon. Guess what, folks? It ain’t me.”
I wish Joe Biden would, at every opportunity, remind everyone about how a bipartisan bill in the Senate to address the difficult problems at our southern border, was scuttled by Republicans, at the direction of their Orange Jesus, even though the bill gave Republicans most of what they wanted.
There are issues at the border in need of solutions, however, this episode proved, beyond doubt, the border “crisis” was a made-up, bullshit, political hit job, designed and prolonged to make Joe Biden look bad. And, actually, Biden’s convicted felon opponent surprisingly told the truth for once. He openly instructed his toadies in Congress to reject the bill because passing it would make Biden look good. It proved that he, and his enablers, did not give a flying fuck about solving the problem. Politics triumphed over what’s best for America once again. No surprise, though. That’s what Regressives do.
One thing we should all know after the last 8 years, is that Don Felonious does only what is to his benefit. Nothing else matters. Anyone who believes otherwise, is a cultist idiot, and is exactly the type of person who will be responsible for flushing this country right down the toilet.
I wish Joe Biden would say he’d grant a pardon to his predecessor for all federal crimes if the convicted felon would fess up to what he has done and drop out of the race. I floated this idea in another posting a few months ago. I certainly do not want Biden to issue any pardons to the King of the Idiots, but I do kind of want him to say it. Can you imagine the shitstorm that would follow such a statement? It would be terribly interesting to see what the Orange Fascist convicted felon would do.
I wish Joe Biden would revoke his convicted felon predecessor’s security clearances. That Putin-lover has proven his total disregard for protecting America’s sensitive information. The way he mishandled the documents he stole and stored in Mar-a-Liar-o is evidence enough. Plus, there have been plenty of former White House employees who have revealed how lax he was, regarding state secrets.
I’m sure the convicted felon would raise a big stink about losing his security clearances. But then Joe Biden could say, “You know what? You said a President has to have absolute immunity to do the job. Okay then, so now you can just shut the hell up. Be happy I didn’t send a Seal Team after your dumb ass.”
I wish Joe Biden would give me a call sometime. If that is not possible, then maybe he could subscribe to The Storm. By Norm, free or paid, either way would be fine. Hopefully, we can find a way to kick around some more ideas. The ball is in your court, Mr President.
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NORM - You must send this amazing column to The New York Times!!! Come on, man., You've got clout! Perhaps you could write a childrens book for Cult Members or MAGA people who can't read past 5th grade. Put these facts in it for them to understand, or at least be able to read. With pictures in it. That might hold their attention.
I love the photo of DT in Prison. However, no one in the world would want to be his cellmate, except perhaps MAGA Green.
Exactly what Joe Biden should do. Excellent article Norm!!! I agree wholeheartedly.