The 2nd Worst Person on the Face of the Earth
We All Know Who Is #1
Anyone who has read my stuff can guess who I believe is the Worst Person on the Face of the Earth. That’s right - the 91-time criminally charged, Putin-loving, democracy-hating, malignantly narcissistic, selfish, despicable, iguana-faced, criminal loser rapist who preceded Joe Biden. You think this country is messed up now? See what happens if that bloviating asshole gets in the White House again. It will be an unmitigated disaster of epic proportions, and anyone stupid enough to vote for Idiot à l’Orange, will be to blame for our country going right down the drain.
Okay.
With that out of the way, here are a few of my nominees for the 2nd Worst Person on the Face of the Earth (in no particular order):
Senator Turd Cruz of Texas.
I don’t even know where to start with this guy. I suppose the nicest thing I can say about him is that he is a soulless, flaming hypocrite who is a blight upon America. He is Exhibit A for how we are not sending our best and brightest to Washington.
There are numerous examples of Cruz’s hypocrisy and mendacity, and it is terribly difficult to highlight just one.
The most recent Cruz-related jerkfest to appear on my bullshit detector, happened on Super Tuesday, March 5, when Cruz won the Republican nomination for a 3rd term in the US Senate. Coincidentally, that same day, in the mail, I received a fundraising letter from none other than Turd Cruz. He is whoring for some group called Club For Growth whose raison d'être is supposedly to work for a constitutional amendment imposing term limits on members of the House and Senate - three 2 year terms in the House and two 6 year terms in the Senate, although, my suspicion is that their real reason for being, is to separate the gullible from their money.
It immediately popped into my mind that if term limits were, in fact, so danged important to our democracy, why is he running for a third term? Is he in favor of term limits for everybody but himself? I do not believe Turd Cruz knows the meaning of the word “hypocrite”. Heck, I don’t think he even has the slightest understanding of the concept of hypocrisy. Or maybe he understands it but simply does not care. It doesn’t matter, though. When it comes to hypocrisy, it is Cruz’s impressive body of work which lands him on such a list. Christ, what a hypocrite.
Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky.
I hate Mitch McConnell. But I respect his intellect and singularity of purpose, which has made him a formidable and dangerous opponent. He has only cared about his party remaining in power, and he has done what was necessary to achieve that.
I say Mitch McConnell does not give a damn about doing what’s right. I say he stole a Supreme Court seat for his party because he could. I say he could not possibly care less about what’s best for America. I say the only thing important to him is keeping his party and himself in power. I say he is as responsible as anyone for the continuing nightmare that is Sunkist Jesus. I say he has taken hyperpartisanship to new levels, which has done irreparable damage to America. I say he is an obvious nominee for the 2nd Worst Person on the Face of the Earth.
Radio host Alex Jones.
Wikipedia describes Alex Jones as a “far-right, alt-right radio show host and prominent conspiracy theorist.” I describe him as a piece of shit. To call him a human being is an insult to human beings everywhere.
This is the guy who continually said the 2012 massacre of 20 little children in the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary was a false flag event perpetrated by gun control advocates as an excuse for taking everyone’s guns. He has been quoted saying the massacre was "staged", "synthetic", "manufactured", "a giant hoax" and "completely fake with actors”. For the families to hear such terrible lies over and over, must have been like losing their children all over again, every time. They sued him over his ghastly horrific lies and won, but it remains to be seen whether they will ever collect on the $1 billion-plus judgment.
The denial of Sandy Hook is just one example of the horrible, disgusting, lame-brained theories Alex Jones has pulled out of his ass and broadcast to the cultists. Jones and his ilk prey upon the mentally weak and stupid among us. Which, if they kept their idiocy to themselves, then who cares, right? The problem is that these people move about freely, mixing in with normal Americans, and they procreate and vote, thereby foisting their moronic notions onto the rest of society.
I cannot wish enough harm on this fucking guy. Alex Jones caters to the worst of society and is a no-brainer for inclusion on this list.
Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas.
Who ever thought we would see the day that a Supreme Court Justice was on the take and hardly anyone cared? News has trickled out about Justice Clarence Thomas and his decades-long acceptance of previously undisclosed luxury vacations and trips on a private jet provided by a rich “friend”.
According to the investigative journalists at ProPublica,
“These trips appeared nowhere on Thomas’ financial disclosures. His failure to report the flights appears to violate a law passed after Watergate that requires justices, judges, members of Congress and federal officials to disclose most gifts.”
Also, again as quoted in ProPublica,
“Virginia Canter, a former government ethics lawyer who served in administrations of both parties, said Thomas ‘seems to have completely disregarded his higher ethical obligations.’
‘When a justice’s lifestyle is being subsidized by the rich and famous, it absolutely corrodes public trust,’ said Canter.”
Well, yes.
Why hasn’t he been impeached over such obvious corruption? Are all us law-abiding folks suffering from impeachment and investigatory fatigue? Is it because Biden’s predecessor has normalized such bad behavior?
I believe Clarence Thomas is incapable of being an impartial judge. He is a partisan hack who cannot or will not judge a case on its merits. Furthermore, his conservative activist wife promoted and encouraged efforts to overturn the election of Joe Biden. Does anyone in their right mind think she undertook such activities completely independent of her husband? That they did not discuss what she was doing to subvert the will of the electorate? Yeah, right.
And, I believe he sexually harassed Anita Hill and got away with it. So, on the list he goes.
Representative Marjorie Taylor Dumbass of Georgia.
What happens when an ignorant white trash bimbo gets herself elected to Congress? Let me present The Queen of White Trash - Marjorie Taylor Dumbass.
If there is a deranged conspiracy theory out there she hasn’t supported, I don’t know what it is. Whether it is Jewish space lasers causing wildfires in the West, or a pedophilia and sex trafficing ring run by prominent Democrats out of a Washington pizza parlor, or US government involvement in various mass shootings, or the white genocide conspiracy theory so popular among white supremacists, Margie has been right there, encouraging and supporting them.
What an awful, pea-brained ignoramus she is. Chaos seems to follow her around, like the stink of a chili fart. Marjorie Taylor Dumbass has earned her place on this list.
Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona.
Of all the loons to come out of Arizona over the years, former dentist and current member of the House of Representatives, Paul Gosar, may be the looniest. He is a rabid election denier, and has been known to associate with, and give support to, racist white nationalists. Three of his siblings called for his expulsion from Congress over his alleged involvement in planning the January 6, 2021 attack on the US Capitol. In a 2022 newsletter to constituents, Gosar suggested the hanging of General Mark Milley, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, calling Milley, among other things, “sodomy-promoting”. Gosar has been known to have connections to Holocaust deniers, and far right militant groups such as Proud Boys and Oath Keepers.
Paul Gosar is way, way out there on the lunatic fringe of political thought. So far so, that six of his nine siblings have publicly supported his opponent in multiple elections, saying their brother was unfit for office. That’s good enough for me. He is a well-deserving candidate for consideration as the 2nd Worst Person on the Face of the Earth.
There are others, of course, who have earned consideration as the 2nd Worst Person on the Face of the Earth. It is impossible to list them all, but here are a few additional Dishonorable Mentions:
Matt Gaetz, Congressman, election denier and serial liar from Florida.
Jim Jordan, Congressman, election denier and serial liar from Ohio.
Aaron Rodgers, quarterback, know-it-all anti-vaxxer, conspiracy theorist, gaping asshole, Sandy Hook denier (he now denies being a denier).
Steve Bannon, former White House Chief Strategist and Senior Counselor (among other things) to Biden’s predecessor, and general all-around criminal scumbag.
Newt Gingrich, former Georgia congressman, adulterer, and godfather of the “Putting Party Before Country” movement.
And, there are more, so many, many more.
I realize that my nominees for the 2nd Worst Person on the Face of the Earth are mostly conservative Republicans. And, I am well aware there are many liberal/progressives out there who would not qualify for sainthood. Starting with me.
But, believe it or not, I have no beef with those whose politics are conservative. Reasonable people can have political disagreements. However, I cannot stand liars and hypocrites and conspiracy theorists and science deniers and those who put their political party above all else. And, I will continue to call them out as I see fit.
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