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SD's avatar

1. False. 2. False. 3. False.

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Norm's avatar

Yeah, I made them all up. It's fun to pretend. Thanks for being such a loyal subscriber, SD.

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Mr Bill's avatar

MrBill thinks you made up all of the stories. No fooling us, Norm or did you?

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Norm's avatar

Well, technically, none of the stories could be called "true", but, I like them so much, I'm going to incorporate them into my personal history anyway when I write my memoirs. My real life story could use some punching up. Thanks for subscribing, Mr Bill.

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jazmyne's avatar

1. Confidently false

2. Confidently false

3. Potentially true, but still false

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Norm's avatar

So, Jazmyne, are you saying that the most plausible of these stories is the one in which I make a fool of myself in a bar? Hmm . . . interesting.

Anyway, thanks for being such a consistent reader and liker of my stuff. I do not take it for granted and I appreciate it very much.

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Chris's avatar

I thought the Larry was a true one. Oh well. what do I know.

Keep writing ✍

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Norm's avatar

Thanks, Chris. I wish they all were true. Thanks for reading my essays. It's so cool to me that people actually do that.

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